Broken Window

I got home from church today and noticed that some nice person had broken my bedroom window. They didn't get in, but they certainly tried. I called my apartment maintenance, and they told me I had to file a police report. I called the police and someone stopped by to take a look at the window. He came to the same conclusion I did: well, that sucks, but they didn't get it. Call maintenance and have it replaced.

Excellent.