Rule to Date By

When looking at potential mates, the saying goes, remember there are three options:
1. People you're attracted to because of their looks;
2. People you're attracted to because of their personality, sense of humor, and intellect; and
3. People who are sane.

You get to pick two.

Bill shared this rule with me last night and then said, "Sorry, I'm shallow."

You know what? I'm sorry that you're shallow, too, because I'd probably be the best girlfriend you'd ever have.