Submitting an Application

"There have to be some fun, funny, witty guys out there!" I said with a hint of exasperation in my voice.

Bill smiled his goofy grin, raised his hand, and waved it in the air.

"Let me rephrase," I clarified as he lowered his hand, "there have to be some fun, funny, witty guys out there, who are interested in me."

"Oh," he said, seemingly lowering his hand further.

Perhaps a little annoyed at his constant offering himself until I move to take him up on it, I replied, "If you're not interested in the position, don't apply for the job."

There was little more that could be said, he isn't interested in the position.