I Am Not Your Therapist

Dear friends and loved ones:
I understand you're feeling down and sad and need to work through some things, but the time has come, it's been brewing for a while now, for me to put my foot down. I am many things, your friend, your sister, your comrade, your sounding board, your slap in the head. But, I am not your therapist. I love you and want the best for you, which is why I'm telling you now, honestly, pointedly (ok, and on a blog you'll never read, so more behind your back than anything), I am not your therapist. Please, for your sake, for mine pay someone to listen to your problems and help you come up with solutions. I need a break.