Surprise

I sat there, talking to a coworker, when the allure of my pen called to me. I picked it up and started drawing on my ankle. She laughed, "Your tattoo?!"

"Yup, and the only one I've got!" I replied with a smile.

"Really? I would have thought you would have had at least one."

"Nope. Why?"

"Well, look at your nose!"

Interesting, no? Somehow a small hole in my nose leads people to assume that I must have other "body art". Never mind the fact that in every other thing I'm the model of conservative. Who knows, really.