Too Good for the Evil Empire

Well, turns out Micro$oft didn't want me, after all. Tragic, really, since I was the best candidate they had all month. Oh well. Funny thing is, they won't tell me why they turned me down. In the end, it's ok though, since I'll be heading over to SuperStores. And let's face it. The 10% discount there is *so* much better than any discount M$ would be giving me (at least it'll get more use). So, SuperStores here I come. Look out FormerConfederacy!