I Heart Terry Pratchett

For those of you who are misfortunate enough to have not read Terry Pratchett allow me to share with you the two funniest things I've read this evening. Both are taken from Pyramids the 7th Diskworld Novel.

Ahem.

'The trouble with you, Ibid,' he said, 'is that you think you're the biggest bloody authority on everything.'

'The chap you need is Pthagonol. A very acute man with an angle.'