Evil Empire Revisited

A friend of mine works for the Evil Empire. He talked about setting me up with an interview. I could do that. Not that I want the job there, and, frankly, I have to stick with InternetCompany for another year anyway, but I wouldn't object to being able to tell my boss that I have to take a personal day, because I'm interviewing over there. Why on earth would I do that? Simple: we're in the middle of annual reviews, and everyone knows: annual reviews = pay raises and bonuses.

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