(Not) My Baby's Daddy

My oldest sister is getting married. Again. This is her second wedding, 4th long term partner. One of the previous 3 produced her son. This latest one has also found her pregnant (albeit, after marriage plans were in the works). My presence has been requested, though I'd rather just be there for the divorce hearing.

I think I should write a movie about the revolving door policy she has on her bedroom. I shall call it "(Not) My Baby's Daddy". Or, perhaps since she now has two babies, "(Not) My Babies' Daddies".