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I spent a great deal of last night coughing, and I think I may have a cold. Which I may have given to Bill. When I mentioned to him that he will probably be coming down with something he was confused, "Why?"

"Remember that one time that we drink after each other and eat off of Granola's plate?" I asked, subtly referring to a million times before, as well as dinner last night.

"Oh yeah, that," he replied sheepishly.

"Sorry I got you sick, and not the fun way."