More Movie Fun

OutSourceTeamLead: OutSourcePres!
OutSourcePres: (Looking through the telescope the wrong way, shouting.) Whoa!
Programmer off the port bow! OutSourceTeamLead, how you doin' kid? (Lowers telescope to reveal OutSourceTeamLead at wing's length.) Whoa, what a swim!
OutSourceTeamLead: OutSourcePres - look what we found.
RightHandMan: Yeah - we were in this sunken ship - it was really creepy.
OutSourcePres: Geek stuff, huh? Hey, lemme see. (Picks up fork().) Look at this.
Wow - this is special - this is very, very unusual.
OutSourceTeamLead: What? What is it?
OutSourcePres: It's a dinglehopper! Geeks use these little babies . . . to straighten their code out. See - just a little twirl here an' a yank there and – voiolay! You got an aesthetically pleasing configuration of code that Geeks go nuts over!
OutSourceTeamLead: A dinglehopper!
RightHandMan: What about that one?
OutSourcePres: (Holding pipe()) Ah - this I haven't seen in years. This is wonderful! A banded, bulbous - snarfblat.
OutSourceTeamLead and RightHandMan: Oohhh.
OutSourcePres: Now, the snarfblat dates back to prehistorical times, when Geeks used to sit around, and stare at each other all day. Got very boring. So, they invented the snarfblat to make fine Web Sites. Allow me. (OutSourcePres blows into the pipe(); gunk pops out the other end.)
OutSourceTeamLead: Web sites? Oh, the roll! Oh my gosh, PM's gonna kill me!
RightHandMan: The roll was today?
OutSourcePres: (Still contemplating pipe().) Maybe you could make a little splash screen out of it or somethin'.
OutSourceTeamLead: Uh, I'm sorry, I've gotta go. Thank you OutSourcePres. (Waves.)
OutSourcePres: Anytime man, anytime.

With apologies to The Little Mermaid, my friend's "all-time favorite" movie.