Food Snobbery

Tomorrow night my ward is going to feed the homeless in downtown Seattle. I'm taking peach cobbler (the recipe will be posted on my culinary genius blog). I was talking to my sister about how I had to run to the store to buy peaches, "I have egg replacement, powdered soy milk, but I ran out of margarine and I don't have any peaches! How annoying."

"Wait" she ordered, "egg replacement and powdered soy milk?"

"Yup."

"Sick. It sounded good until you got there. Now, almond milk I can see, but powdered soy milk, and egg replacement, that's just sick. I hope you don't kill any of the poor homeless people!"

She didn't stick around to hear that the egg replacement is also powdered! And they call me a snob!