If She Weren't So Hot I'd Cry

SurferBoy showed up to church today with a hot babe on his arm. She was the very picture of high maintenance, but I'm sure she's a wonderfully nice girl (she seemed so, from the brief interaction we had). When I asked him about her, he was all cute and blushy. Yeah. Way cute. I'm happy for him. Did I mention she's hot? Turns out she is. If I were a guy I'd be all blushy over her, too. Anyway, yeah. Good on him. I'd rather he go for a chick so insanely hot that I look all frumpy next to her, than some girl I could actually compete with.