Just A Regular Guy

Right before my graduation processional I was standing around with some of my friends chatting, when I glanced over and saw some girl wearing a pair of really cute shoes. I said to the guys (let's be honest, there weren't a whole lot of girls in my major), "I really like those girl's shoes. They're so cute!" My friend turned to me and said, "Granola, just when I think you're a regular guy, you go and say something like that and remind me that you're a girl!"

Sometimes I feel that way about myself, too.