That's The Thing About Granola

Last night as I sat flirting with TheModel and SurferBoy they were teasing me about a guy I used to date -- their landlord. Now, it's been years since we dated, and we dated for only about three weeks, but, still, it happened. So, last night SurferBoy was giving me a hard time about it, so (in complete jest) I flipped him off. They both started laughing and then TheModel said, "That's the thing about Granola. You never know what's up with her. One minute she may give you one of these," (insert the bird) "and the next she'll be, like, 'So, at church we were talking about..." We all started laughing, and I think I turned a bit red. I might not have, had it not been so true.