Accuracy in Reporting, or, Lack Thereof

Mumsy told Pops that I have a new boyfriend. What she should have told him was I have a new Secret Boyfriend, or, even, a crush. Instead, she gave him inaccurate information. Now, when I finally start dating him it's going to be all awkwardness, because you just know that this story is going to come up!

As long as they don't mention my blog we're good.