Making Hot Men Hotter

I'm shallow. It's true. There really is little I can add to that claim, except to expound upon it. See, it works like this -- I'd love to say that the first thing I notice about a member of the opposite gender is something deep and meaningful, like personality, or spirituality, or a whole list of things, but let's be honest: I notice his looks. Then I start going down the mental checklist of attractive features.

Here, I feel the need to clarify a few points:
1) If he's super-hot, but dumber than a pile of sticks, he instantly becomes ugly;
2) If he's moderately attractive, but is a raging intellect, his attractively level sky-rockets.

That being said, the best way to make an attractive man scorching hot is to add a brain and then some personality. Yeah. Now I just need to convince the guys I know who fall into the category that they want to date me... muahahahahaha!